Crypt-Bolivarian Central Bank

Triumph in the Crypt-Economic Theft-(re)volution

The BoliPetro Mining Kit gives its users power to control their personal economy before the drastic currency fluctuations of the Crypt-Bolivarian Central Bank (CBCB) by providing liquidity every time they’re burned by the market’s overpricing. This kit is equipped with the necessary tools for mining the BoliPetro crypt-currency every time it melts, whether because of: hyperinflation caused by the unbacked and unmeasured issuance, environmental temperature changes, or the overheating of those who possess it or control it. The BoliPetro is made from gallium metal, which is extremely sensitive. This crypt-coin liquidates and liquifies at only 85º F (30º C), transforming its value. The BoliPetro Mining Kit gives its users the possibility of mining with the absolute consent of the CBCB. This kit includes a syringe, in order to suction the liquidated coin, and a mold with the exact mark of the BoliPetro crypt-currency certified by the CBCB’s irreversible power. Every user has the possibility to create as many coins as they need to pay their expenses.